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A tag.
Done some time age and long forgotten.
Start from 100% and subtract 1% for every action you have done. Submit your score of a virgin at life.

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a handjob
8. Gotten/given a blowjob
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody

92%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or receieved a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

86%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs

78%

31. Played strip poker/darts
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love

72%

41. Frenched kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
50. Watched an animal die

64%

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race

57%

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party

50%

71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Gone out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost

46%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore

41%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Been raped

36%

Just wanted to do it one more time.
Not such a big difference. But I feel a lot… dunno, more experienced? And lost.
Yea, the right word, I feel so lost at the moment and don't have the slighest idea what to do. I feel that I need to work out some important things in my life and it's just so damn hard, and I really hope I'll be finally able to cope with all of it

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What else can I say...?
It's just me xD

Current Residence: Poland, Łomża
Favourite genre of music: jrock, i think...
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Windows Media Player, Pentagram R-Touch
Favourite cartoon character: Urahara Kisuke, Kuchiki Byakuya, Grimmjaw, L, Mello, Mugen, Gintoki (sami mężczyźni.
Personal Quote: No fucking buts...!
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:iconmightywatermelon:
~Mightywatermelon Jul 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Enjoy your birthday! Enjoy your Cake! :dummy:
Today is your Special Day! :la:

I can't give you a real life hug... but I can give you a virtual llama badge!! :love: Happy Birthday!!!

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:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

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Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!


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:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's July 20th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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Hello!:iconballooonplz:
Happy early birthday!
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:iconravikaa:
Maido kochana, czy byłabyś w stanie zrobić fem Rosję na Mackon?

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:iconmaido-san:
przepraszam że dopiero, ostatnio nie mam czasu nawet na da zalądać regularnie:<
oj kurde, tak szczerze niezbyt mi pasuje, bo Szczecin daleekooo, a ja jako biedny student, jeszcze przed świętami, raczej nie znajdę kasy na wjazd... :/ a co się dzieje, grupa się na wtedy przełąda...?
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:iconravikaa:
Nie ma sprawdy. Grupa się nie przekładała, tylko ja i Zushi chciałyśmy stroje Estonii i Łotwy zrobić. I tak teraz okazało się że Zushi pinionżków nie starczy na 2 stroje.

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*LittleLadyPunk Oct 22, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
O, znam rysunek z twojego avatarka- śliczny Wania. A gdzie druga połówka z Gilbertem?

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:iconmaido-san:
Śliczny, śliczny^^ avki robiła ~Vin-dit, i właśnie ona miała Gilba, ale niestety jej się znudził :<
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